Newborns

A woman at the hospital delivered triplets. I was looking at them through the nursery room glass and a nurse said, "Do you know that happens only once out of 12,000 times?"

I replied, "Wow! Whenever did the mother find the time to do the housework?" - - - - -

Whenever someone picks up a baby, someone else is sure to say, "Watch out for the head." Believe me, folks, that is NOT the end that needs watching.