The Widow

Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve trips, falls, and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize they'll have to inform his wife.

Bob says he's done this kind of thing before, so he drives off to do the deed. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. "So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep," replies Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

"She gave it to me."

"What!?" exclaims Jeff. "You just told her Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?!"

"Sure," Bob says. "When she answered the door, I asked her, 'Are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?' she said, 'No, I'm not a widow!' So I said "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"