The Nine Daze Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A dime bag of Panama Red

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two hits of acid And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three snorts of coke Two hits of acid And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four pink pills Three snorts of coke Two hits of acid And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five pounds of hashish Four pink pills Three snorts of coke Two hits of acid And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six joints a smoking Five pounds of hashish Four pink pills Three snorts of coke Two hits of acid And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven cubes of crack Six joints a smoking Five pounds of hashish Four pink pills Three snorts of coke Two hits of acid And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight healthy roaches Seven cubes of crack Six joints a smoking Five pounds of hashish Four pink pills Three snorts of coke Two hits of acid And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the ninth day, everybody OD'd and they were all rushed to St. John General Hospital where they were given nine wiffs of nitro, and nine bottles of Valium. Then everybody OD's on Valium and they all die horribly...