You Know You're Living Texas When ...

You discover that in July, it takes only two fingers to drive your car ... You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water ... You can say 110 degrees without fainting ... You can make sun tea instantly ...

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron ... You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance ... Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one ...

You actually burn your hand opening the car door ... Hot air balloons can't go up ... You realize asphalt has a liquid state.