In case your boss asks

Q: What is a zebra? A: 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids.

Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and, if it fell out of a tree, would kill you? A: A pool table.

Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.