Fire!

A lady calls 911, "My house is burning down, help please... ohhhhh." (whining)

911 operator : "Okay, slow down..."

Lady: " Hurry, please, my house is burning my house is burning!" (almost yelling)

911 : "I understand, but..."

Lady : " Hurry...."(whining again)

911 : "But how do we get to your house?"

The Blond Lady exclaims, "Well, duuhhhh! In the big red truck, of course!"