He's Dead, Jim

My son was a huge Nirvana fan so he was really bummed out when Kurt Kobaine killed himself about a year ago. That was a tough talk...

Son, they just don't make rock stars like they used to. No, they really don't. Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrision... they didn't take the easy way out with a shotgun, damnit, they went out the old fashioned way... in a pool of vomit!