What Will We Call The Baby?

A truck driver was driving along when he notices this female hitchhicker so he slams on the brakes and picks her up. They go through the pleasantries of meeting one another and then the truck driver asks if she would give up a little something for the ride. She says, "Okay, but what are we going to name the baby?" This scares the trucker so he lets her off and goes on his way.

A few days later he sees another female hitchhicker and picks her up also. He gets to know her and again he asks if she would give up a little something for the ride. She says, " Okay, but what are we going to name the baby?" He thinks for a little while and then says, "Will think of something when we are done."

They have sex a couple of times and then sit back to enjoy a cigarette when the girl asks, "So what are we going to name the baby?" He says, "Oh! Thanks for reminding me!" He reaches down and removes a condom, ties a knot in it, and throws it out of the window. He looks over at her and says, " If it gets out of that we'll name it Houdini!"