Pearly Gates once again
Two men meet at the Pearly Gates of heaven. The first man says, "How did you get here?"
"I froze to death," the second man replies. "And how did you get here?"
"I died of joy," the first man answers.
"How does someone die of joy?"
"Well," began the first man, "I cam home from work and the house was immaculate. I knew my wife must be having an affair. She wouldn't clean for me. So I searched the bedrooms, bathrooms, the entire upstairs, and I still couldn't find anyone. Then I saw flowers on the table, and I knew I was right. I searched under the furniture, in the basement, and I still couldn't find anyone. Then I smelled pot roast and I knew. But still, no one was in sight. I finally realized she must have done all this for me. I was so overwhelmed with excitement that I had a heart attack and died of joy."
"Pal," says the other man, "if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both be alive today."