Best of the Worst Country Song Titles

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot about You

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, but I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil on My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping Down, but Baby I Can See through You

She Made Toothpicks out of the Timber of My Heart

She's Got Freckles on Her, but She's Pretty

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart