This Won't Hurt a Bit.

A sweet young thang was having her annual check-up at the dentist's. He gave her the usual "Now this won't hurt a bit." as he leaned over her to begin. Seconds later, he drew back in shock and exclaimed, "Miss ! You have hold of my testicles."

"Yes, I know doctor." she replied. "And we aren't going to hurt each other at all, are we ?"