A Family Affair

Jesus came upon a women being stoned by a mob. Running up to the women to protect her, he yells, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

A moment of silence follows.. when out of the crowd a rock is thrown, and hits Jesus on the side of the head.

Jesus falls to the ground, grabs his head and yells, "Damn it mother, I wish you'd just stay out of this."