More Golf

So, four married guys go golfing. Teeing up on the 4th hole, one of them turns to his friends and says, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint half the house next weekend!" The rest of the foursome murmur agreement: "I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool", comments the second man. "I had to promise my wife that I will start remodeling the kitchen with her," says the third. When, after a moment, the fourth guy still hasn't said a word, they ask him what he had to promise. "Well," smiled their friend, "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I hit the button, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf course or Intercourse?', and she says, "Wear your sweater, dear!"