Similarities between RMN and WJC

Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water Bed

Nixon: His biggest fear the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear a Cold Sore

Nixon: Carpet bombing Clinton: Carpet burning

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape Clinton: Couldn't explain the 38-DD bra in his briefcase

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick Clinton: No difference

Nixon: Ex-President Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One" Clinton: Know for women pointing at him and say "He's the one"

Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak Clinton: Famous for bring widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh Clinton: Took on Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her