I tried, but I keep getting an "unknown base pair" error.

> The people who genetically engineered cows to produce pharmaceuticals in > the milk have made the system available to academics, through simple kits > which can be conveniently ordered from a popular supplier. James Geraghty, > chairman of Genzyme Therapeutics Corp., said: > "Like putting an operating system in the hands of independent > programmers, this distribution will lead to greatly expanded > commercialization opportunities for our company."

Oh, great. I can see it now:

=-=-=-=-=-= Newsgroups: alt.drugs.cows From: Joe Luser Subject: problem with 1.2?

Hi. I downloaded CowDrugs 1.2 a few months ago and installed it following the instructions. My cow came out with only three legs. Is this a known problem

=-=-=-=-=-= Newsgroups: alt.drugs.cows From: Mad Cow Subject: Re: problem with 1.2?

Don't you get the Cow-Team advisories? That was a known bug, and you need patch 41 to fix it.

Sheesh. If you're going to play around with genes, at least keep up.

=-=-=-=-=-= Newsgroups: alt.drugs.cows From: Zealot Subject: DON'T DO IT

DON"T MESS WITH COWS OR GENES OR ANY OTHER STUFF. IF GOD HAD INTENDED US TO MODIFY GENES, HE WOULD HAVE SAID SO.

=-=-=-=-=-= Newgroups: alt.drugs.cows From: Midnight Sheep Subject: Re: problem with 1.2?

Has anyone ported version 1.2 to sheep yet? I tried, but I keep getting an "unknown base pair" error.

=-=-=-=-=-= Newsgroups: alt.drugs.cows From: Susie Smith Subject: which version?

Hi! I'm doing a science fair project on genetic engineering of cows, and I wanted to know which version of CowDrugs to use. Should I just download the free one? Or get my dad to buy it? Which one for sale is best? I don't have much barn space, so I need a version that isn't too big.

Tell me another Joke!