Signs

An electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.

Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition

Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.

Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

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