Signs
An electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.
Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.
Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.