Need a Lawyer?

Like a lot of good secretaries, mine was concerned not only about things around the office, but my personal well-being as well. Now while this young lady was not a soap-box evangelist, she was quite religious. Knowing too much perhaps about some of my antics, a few strayings, as well as my occasional "walk on the wild side", she asked if I had ever given any thought to Heaven.

Perhaps being a little too flippant, I told her that indeed I had considered Judgement Day, and thought my logical (and only) course of action would be to have the best lawyer available.

She sat there a moment, trying to gauge if I were serious or not, then replied, "And just where are ya gonna find any lawyer at all -- good or bad, in Heaven?"

I attended her Church the very next Sunday.