A Canadian view of the American political landscape

American Politics: It all really just boils down to this................

The Issues

Criminals: Democrats: Give them a second chance. Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

The poor: Democrats: Give them some food. Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

Endangered species: Democrats: Give them protection. Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

Dictators: Democrats: Give them a way out. Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

The uninsured: Democrats: Give them health care. Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

The cost of the programs: Democrats: $9,000,000,000,000,000,000 Republicans: $29.95 (cost of one sword)