Periodically, I get junk mail for web sites I suspect are intended for the male

of this species, which I'm not. On a whim, I started forwarding all those sex kitten invitations to a male friend who has yet to explore the fullness of the internet. He sent this reply:

*** From: Blugrass2@aol.com :>)Subj: Awesome....

I must say I am totally SHOCKED that you would even consider sending me such smut over the ether waves...You must think I'm some sort of pathetic, sex-starved computer geek with nothing better to do with my time than to spend it looking at pictures of half naked beautiful, young, uninhibited, free-thinking, pert-breasted, flat-tummied, trim thighed, hard-nippled, pouty-lipped, cyber sluts. All I can say is THANK YOU VERY MUCH!