In The News...

Separated At Birth: Quick! Pick up the January 12th edition of Broadcasting and Cable Magazine (NATPE edition). On the cover is a picture of Donny and Marie Osmond. Look at the picture of Marie. Then look at the picture of Monica Lewinsky on the cover of every newspaper in the country. The smile, the hair, the bangs.

Scandal in the Wind: Bill Clinton's alleged affair with a White House intern means Al Gore "is now just an orgasm away from the presidency." (Jay Leno)

"You gotta feel sorry for Hillary. In fact, she's written a book, 'It Takes a Village To Keep an Eye on My Husband." (Leno)

Bill's Legacy: "Americans can be assured of one thing after this administration leaves office: They won't rename any White House sleeping quarters the 'Clinton Bedroom.'" (Paul Ecker)