In The News...

In addition to National Airport being re-named after Ronald Reagan, a movement is underway in Florida to change the name of a landing field which handles Colombian shuttle planes, to the "George Bush Memorial Undisclosed Airstrip." -- Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

Forest for the Trie: Campaign fund-raiser Charlie Trie surrendered to authorities. "Here's a philosophical question: If a Trie surrenders during a sex scandal, does he make a sound?" (Daily Scoop)

Ice Capade: Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan met face to face for the first time since the bashing incident. "Nancy had the most famous knees in the world until Lewinsky came along." (Daily Scoop)