In case you think Barney is "good"

Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur

Prove: Barney is Satan

1. Start with the given: C U T E P U R P L E D I N O S A U R

2. Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway):

   CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3. Extract all Roman Numerals:

   C V V L D I V

4. Convert into Arabic values:

   100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5. Add all the numbers:

   666