Women

Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. -- Hedy Lamarr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -- Elayne Boosler

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? -- Linda Ellerbee