AOL's Truth in Advertising
I just got one of those AOL free floppies at work and, needing a blank disk, popped the package. While the disk was formatting, I happened to read the blurb inside the cover. Among the features I found:
"Immediate response-less waiting."
Either the copysetter needs to learn the difference between a dash and a hyphen, or they had to make one heck of a concession to truth-in-advertising laws...