AOL's Truth in Advertising

I just got one of those AOL free floppies at work and, needing a blank disk, popped the package. While the disk was formatting, I happened to read the blurb inside the cover. Among the features I found:

"Immediate response-less waiting."

Either the copysetter needs to learn the difference between a dash and a hyphen, or they had to make one heck of a concession to truth-in-advertising laws...

Tell me another Joke!