The Devil
An English priest was on a visit to a remote part of the north of Ireland. A local farmer offered to show him the sights. "That's Devil's Mountain," said the farmer. "Over there is Devil's Dyke. Devil's Wood starts on the other side of the river."
"The Devil seems to own a lot of property in these parts," smiled the priest.
"Aye," agreed the farmer, "and like most other landlords he seems to spend most of his time in London." -- Old Irish tale