Stupid Questions

I just love to fill out stupid questions on forms with equally stupid answers. Here are a few...

Form: Length of Residence... Answer: 73 feet

Form: Are you a leader or a follower ? Answer: A leader, but w/o many followers

Form: Reason for requesting employment Answer: Money

Form: Pet Aversions Answer: None, I love animals

Form: Beneficiary Answer: Wife

Form: Relationship Answer: Strained

Form: Purpose of withdraw Answer: Get money to spend

Form: Person to notify in Case of Accident Answer: Anyone in sight

Form: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident Answer: Three

Form: Disposition of passengers Answer: Mad as Hell !

Form: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex Answer: None that I know of, Liquor a much larger problem