SysAdmin Language Decoder Kit
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANNOUNCEMENT: The SysAdmin Language Decoder Kit (SLDK) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes!... It's finally here! The SLDK is the latest development in linuguistics technology, which will allow you to communicate with your lusers more quickly, and efficiently. The specifications are listed below. Please, SysAdmins... print this out, and give a copy to all of your lusers... let's make the workplace more efficient, shall we? --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Stmnt: No. Trans: FOR THE MILLIONTH FSCKING TIME, NO, DUMBASS!!!
Stmnt: Yes. Trans: Just fscking kill me, okay?
Stmnt: Don't do that, please. Trans: If you do that again, I'll rip out your eyes, and piss on your brain, birth control poster boy.
Stmnt: You have no priority over the other users of the system. Trans: Keep it up, and I may just come down there and bitch slap you in front of all of the ladies.
Stmnt: Please read over
Stmnt: I'm not sure I understand what you are saying... Trans: I could give a rat's ass what your problems are.
Stmnt: I'll be right over. Trans: Don't get in my way, or I will fscking kill you.
Stmnt: I'm afraid we don't support that particular product. Trans: Tough shit! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!
Stmnt: What's the problem? Trans: Will I only have to hit you in the head with a blunt instrument, or should I bring a sidearm?
Stmnt: May I help you? Trans: I am on the edge, so make it fast, wanker!
Stmnt: Oh dear, that is a problem! Trans: Now... YOU DIE!
Stmnt: Well, I am quite swamped here... I'll refer you to
Stmnt: Hold one moment please... Trans1: I must regain mental control before speaking again. Trans2: I need some coffee. Trans3: I need to hit my head on something. Trans4: I need to load my .38 revolver. Trans5: I need to find a razor blade. Trans6: * SysAdmin begins to cry * Trans7: That's it, I'm going to lunch.
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