5 Bucks to Show!

The other day a woman came out of the kitchen and when her husband approached, she slapped him up side the head WHACK! He was a little dazed and said "What was that for?" She said that she was cleaning out his pants to put them in the laundry and found a piece of paper with the name "BLANCHE" on it. He said, honey, you know that I went out the other day with the boys to the race track and I bet on a horse named "BLANCHE" and that we won a lot of money on it. She felt so bad that she fixed him his favorite dinner and really treated him good since she had made this mistake and not trusted him. A few days went by and the husband came through the house and "WHACK" she smacked him up side the head again. He said, Ouch!, what was that for. She replied, your horse called today.......