Blondes

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks!" They argued for quite awhile, in fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong."

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'.