When you can't win for losing.

So it seems that Bill Gates and Scott McNealy were playing a friendly game of Frisbee on the Gates estate on the shore of Lake Washington. At one point, Bill accidentally sends the Frisbee over Scott's head, and the Frisbee lands in the lake. Scott walks out onto the surface of the lake and retrieves the Frisbee.

The next day the newspapers report:

GATES THROW EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS Sun CEO Unable to Swim