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CHORUS: Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus, Queers like to take it up the bum from dildoes, dicks, or fingers, Lesbians like their tonguing slow to make the climax linger, But Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus, Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddleye

My fat Auntie Ethel was into suits of rubber, Then she met the Michelin Man and took him as a lover, But they used a diesel tube for enemas on each other, The explosion rocked the city hall and covered it in blubber. Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddleye

Uncle John likes whips and knives and ladies to disfigure, Auntie Kath liked to be tied and whipped with bamboo canes or wicker, She said, "Whip me, whip me, and make me writhe and slither," He said, "No, I'll tickle you, that will make my dick get stiffer." Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddleye

Uncle Cyril, we always knew, was into brown hattery, He stuck a dildo up his boyfriend's bum with lots of beer and flattery, "Take it out and I'll give you dick," he said quite matter of factly, "Oh no, please don't take it out but kindly change the battery!" Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddleye

Mary Jane looks like a man but on little girls she's keener, Thought she'd take a virgin home and try to get between her, The virgin said, "Oh no please sir, I don't know where it's been, sir," Mary Jane said, "It's factory fresh," and introduced a wiener. Um-diddle-diddle-diddle, Um-diddleye