Sweet Home Alabama

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

What do a Divorce in Alabama, a Tornado in Kansas and a Hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer.

Why do folks from Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.

What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians in the same room? A full set of teeth.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone there has the same DNA.

Did you hear that the Governor's Mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.

A new law was recently passed in Alabama. When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.

Two Alabamians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other. One is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in the bag?" "Just some chickens." "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" "Hell, l'll give you both of them!" "OK. uummmm......five?"

An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!!" "OK", replied the fireman, "How do we get there?" "Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

The Alabamian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

An Alabamian hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big Lincoln Continental. The Alabamian noticed a bunch of golf tees on the front seat and asked, "What are those things for?" The driver said, "They're to hold my balls when I drive." "Boy," exclaimed the Alabamian, "these Lincoln Continentals have everything, don't they."