Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work:
| 10: | Develop Repetitive Stress Disorder from playing Solaire. |
| 9: | You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island. |
| 8: | People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling. |
| 7: | To exercise your creative side, you knit a computer cozy. |
| 6: | You create on ongoing e-mail dialog with your computer at home. |
| 5: | No longer content with merely photo-copying your ass, you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop. |
| 4: | After months of taking frequent breaks, you now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarves. |
| 3: | You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. |
| 2: | The 18-hole par 3 mini-golf course in your office. |
| 1: | The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. |