She/He Definitions
| Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n. |
| female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. | male: Food, sex and beer. |
| Thingy (thing-ee) n. |
| female: Any part under a car's hood. | male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra. |
| Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n. |
| female: A woman who makes love to other women. | male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on. |
| Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n. |
| female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. | male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up. |
| Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. |
| female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. | male: Playing ball without a cup. |
| Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. |
| female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. | male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. |
| Butt (but) n. |
| female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." | male: The organ of mooning (and farting). |
| Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n. |
| female: A desire to get married and raise a family. | male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. |
| Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. |
| female: A good movie, concert, play or book. | male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges. |
| Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n. |
| female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. | male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding. |
| Making love (may-king luv) n. |
| female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. | male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink. |
| Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. |
| female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. | male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. |
| Taste (tayst) v. |
| female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good. | male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out. |