UC School Lightbulb Jokes

How many San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two---one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.

How many Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb? None---Davis doesn't have electricity.

How many San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two---One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six---one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

How many Riverside students does it take to change a lightbulb? None---Riverside looks better in the dark

How many Los Angeles students does it take to change a lightbulb? One---he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.