Redneck Saxophonist

You may be a redneck saxophonist if... ... you have an old bass sax up on blocks in your front yard. ... you spell it "saxaphone." ... you think the bell of your instrument is a great place to hold a longneck during a gig. ... the gun rack in your pickup truck holds a couple of old Buesher sopranos. ... you think that Boots Randolph is the greatest Jazz musician who ever lived.