So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?

A: Whistle through its pecker!

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A: Both of them.

Q: What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?

A: A sex-change operation.

Q: Why did the man cross the road?

A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q: Why do women fake orgasm?

A: Because men fake foreplay!

Q: Why do men talk so dirty?

A: So they can wash their mouth out with beer.

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: Who has the time?

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

A: They won't stop to ask directions!

Q: Why don't women have men's brains?

A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in!

Q: What do toy trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're usually intended for the children, but it's the husbands who end up playing with them!

Q: What do you have when you've got 2 little balls in your hand?

A: A man's undivided attention.

Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?

A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.

Q: What happens when a man opens his zipper?

A: His brains fall out.