Nostradamus & Di

I found the posting of Nostradamus and Diana rather intriguing, so I took my book of "Les Propheties de Michel Nostradamus" and found something also astonishingly uncanny:

Quand la grande pouffiasse d'Angleterre Fumera la pipe d'Egypte Le cocher de sa main belliqueuse Destruira la carrosse Alemanique

Literally:

When the great English floozy Will smoke the Egyptian pipe (1) The coachman, with his bellicose hand (2) Will destroy the German coach (3)

(1) In French slang "une pipe" is a blowjob and therefore the second line could be translated as: Will give the Egyptian a blowjob.

(2) This can be interpreted as the driver (coachman) masturbating as the result of the action explained above.

(3) German coach = Mercedes.

Uncanny, isn't it?