Maybe they should screen questions next time.

Absolutely true exchange between a seminar presenter and an attendee at a recent Microsoft sales event held in Northern California ...

Microsoft: "So, as you can see, Small Business Server is a mission- critical product from Microsoft, and is our Big Product Introduction for 4Q97. Does anybody know what will be the Big Product Introduction for 1Q98?"

Attendee: (shouting) "YES! SERVICE PACK 1 FOR SMALL BUSINESS SERVER!"