Presidential Privilege

Now that the President of the United States has been fitted with a hearing aid, he has already stepped into deep @#$%.

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the playoffs. The umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddently Bill Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field.

The stunned umpire shouts, "No Mr. President!!! I said, 'Throw the first PITCH!'"