The Country Boy

There was a country boy who comes down to town and stays too long in the pub, ending up pissed as a parrot. On leaving he walks down the road and bumps in to a nun who was standing outside her church.

The boy falls on top of the nun throwing knocking her to the ground accidently. The patrons of the pub think they hear the fight and come running outside and drag him off the Nun.

As he is being taken away he yells out, "Shit! I thought you would be tougher than that, Batman!"