Jungle Crook
Two nuns were living in the jungle, doing their good work.
One day they were strolling through the bushes, as suddenly two dangerous looking guys jumped before them. Each of them takes a nun, throws her on the soil and starts raping them.
'Oh God', nun #1 cries, ' forgive him, 'cause he doesn't know what he is doing..'
'Well, mine sure does !', groans nun # 2.