Not easy, but worth the trip.

Two old swagmen were arguing about who had the better dog.

"Well," said one, "My dog is the best. He wakes up every morning at sun rise, collects some firewood, picks up my billy, goes to the creek, fills the billy, comes back, lights a fire, makes me some tea and boils me an egg."

"That's nothing", says the other, "My dog gets up at sunrise, collects some firewood, starts the fire, picks up my billy, goes to the creek, fills the billy, comes back, makes me a cup of tea, boils me an egg and then he stands on his head."

The other swagman starts pissing himself laughing, "Stands on his head? Why on earth does he stand on his head?"

"Because I don't have an egg cup."