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Porn actress Dalny Marga Valdez is suing the Screen Actor's Guild because it won't give her membership, even though she's appeared in about 70 movies. This hasn't come up before, because most porn actresses just use Charlie Sheen's membership card.

For the first time in 75 years, the BBC will allow TV newscasters to appear without neckties. They still, however, must wear those white powder wigs.

Right wingers are mad over a seminar at the State University of New York at New Paltz on female sexuality which included discussions on lesbianism and the proper use of sex toys and safe sadomasochism. Talk like that should stay where it belongs: on prime time network television.