Tom Jones

A man walks into a doctor's surgery and says:

"Doctor, I've got a strange problem: every waking hour of the day I have a strange compulsion to belt out classics like 'What's New Pussycat', 'The Green Green Grass Of Home' 'Kiss' and many others! What's wrong with me?!"

"You are suffering," the doctor replies, "from Tom Jones syndrome, and before you ask, it's not unusual."