Sex

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.

Q: What do you call a Florida gynecologist? A: A spreader of old wives' tails...

Q: How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A: A Sumo wrestler has shaved legs.

Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist? A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.

Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? A: Come in eight flavors.

Q: What was the first obscenity ever heard on TV? A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

Q: Do you know why it's called sex? A: No one can spell "Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!"

Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A: Ate something.

Q: What is 69 squared? A: Dinner for 4.

Q: What is 68? A: You do me and I owe you one.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.

Q: If you go to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get? A: 7 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants!