Death

A man dies and goes to heaven.When he gets there,St. Peter asks him how many times he had been unfaithfull to his wife.The man answers and says about 75 times.St. Peter checks in his book and says "I see 75 time-well there's a Volkswagen Beetle,you can drive around heaven in that".

A few days later another guy dies and the same procedure follows. But this guy answer that he had been unfaithfull about 350 times. St. Peter answers "Well thats a lot, but you can stay and ride around on an old bicycle".

About a weel later another guy dies and the same procedure follows. But this guy had never been unfaithfull to his wife,so St. Peter gives him a brand new Rools Royce.

A few days later,the guy in the Beetle sees the guy in the Rolls Royce standing next to his car,sobbing his eyes out.The guy asks him "what's wrong ?".My wife died this morning,he answered.But then you should be happy,because you can both ride in that Rolls. "No" he answers,"I just passed her and she was on a skateboard".