In The News...

Some sad news if you're an auto enthusiast. Chevrolet is phasing out the Geo line of cars. But the good news is, the Geo Metro will still be available at Toys-R-Us." (Jay Leno)

"Depositions in the Bill Clinton sex harassment suit continue. Before she goes to the stand, Paula Jones's lawyers will make sure she understands her rights. Book, movie, endorsement, television." (Alan Ray)

"Home Improvement" star Tim Allen will be paid $1.25 million per episode in his ninth year on the show. Says Argus Hamilton: "From now on, he'll be buying all his tools from the Pentagon."