The Top Ten things that would be different if the Disciples were Gay:

10) Less "Sermons on the Mount", more "Musicals"

9) Jesus wouldn't wear a white robe after Labor Day

8) Priests would not get married.....wait a minute....

7) Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce

6) Virgin Mary's hair would be flawless

5) Would not have chased money changers out of the temple - they would have redecorated

4) Turn water into dry martinis with just a splash of curacao for color.

3) Triumphant Entry just screams for a Drag number

2) Replace the Beatitudes with "Fabulous are they. . ."

1) Instead of the Last Supper, it would have been the Last Brunch with a cabaret.