Mistaken Identity

The husband gets drunk, and insists on taking a friend home from the pub to show him his posh home. They get in the hall, and...

"Shee that chandelir, thash mine!"

They progress through the house....

"Shee that big colour tel'vision shet, thash mine."

Then upstairs.....

"Shee that king-shise double bed, thash mine."

"Shee that lovely woman naked in bed, thash my wife."

"Shee that feller lyin' on top of her... thash me."